do you sell cars ? NO
can i hire a model for private use ? NO
even if i would pay a million dollars ? OK...LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
can you give me her private number ? HER PRIVATE NUMBER? SHE'S A HE!
do i get a discount ? ANYTIME YOUR BILL IS OVER A MILLION DOLLARS
do you deliver right on time ? OF COURSE
so you never cross the deadline ? NO. UNLESS YOU DON'T DRIVE US NUTS TO SUICIDE
what if you are dead after that ? WELL...IF THE BILL IS OVER A MILLION DOLLARS YOU WILL GET OUR WILL INSTEAD OF THE BILL
does this make sense ? NO